We are gathering minions for Halloween...
Thursday, June 18, 2009 4:01:am | History
You’ve heard the stories about a haunted house so unbelievably shocking it has real ghosts, an endless maze you cannot escape and complete darkness. All of your fears wrapped up into one terrifying haunted house. Terror so intense that customers are thankful to live to tell about it. Remember, you must live to tell about it! Fact or Urban Legend?
We are very excited about our home in downtown Ft. Worth. An abandoned meat packing plant built during the depression. It’s the perfect location for the most spectacular haunted house ever.
Location: 1701 E. Lancaster Ave., Fort Worth, TX 76102
More About cuttingedgehauntedhouse
Travel Hotspots The dark, scary places in your mind...
Sports & Interests If frightening people until they defecate themselves and creating terror are sports, then there you have it...
Interests: Frightening the masses of sheep that call themselves..."human". That's pretty much it. I scare people. Halloween, Dia Del Muerte, darkness, chasing you...till you drop into a quivering mass of flesh. Screams of terror, the cold chill of an October night, graveyards and mausoleums, ghosts, goblins, vampires, and werewolves...and candy!
Skills: Chainsaw, axe, and machete juggling, frightening folks until they pee, defecate, or vomit all over themselves, hiding in dark places waiting to getcha...especially under your bed.
Music Your scream of terror is music to my ears.
Movies & Television Please...TV rots your brain...and that's O.K. because I can use a straw to suck your brain out your ear. Convenience.