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24 years old Karachi, Sindh, Pakistan

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When my friend was young He used to pray for a bike, then He realized that God doesnâ€™t work that way, so He stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness. â€“ Umair Sagheer

In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

In London, a lady, at a pedestrian crossing, waiting to cross the road, saw the little Green Man and heard the audible sound so duly crossed over to the other pavement. An American visitor asked what the purpose of the audible sound was. On being told it was for blind people he said, â€˜Oh, we donâ€™t let them drive in Americaâ€™.

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