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Did you say Chuck Norris?

Blog Created: Wednesday, July 01, 2009 2:31:46 PM
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Chuck Norris â€“ Americaâ€™s own personal hero. I donâ€™t know when Chuck Norris jokes became such a fad, but they did and it is hilarious. Best known for his role on â€œWalker, Texas Ranger,â€ Chuck Norris is a keen, lean fighting machine. Since we recently received an order from Chuck Norrisâ€™s official Web site, chucknorris.com, for our Dual Star Key Tags, I have decided to dedicate this blog entry to the man himself.

Hereâ€™s a list of facts about Chuck Norris from chucknorrisfacts.com:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity â€“ twice.

Chuck Norris doesnâ€™t wear a watch â€“ HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

There is in fact an â€œIâ€ in Norris, but there is no â€œteamâ€â€¦ not even close.

There is no â€œctrlâ€ button on Chuck Norrisâ€™s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Have you had enough? Probably for today. But thank you, Chuck Norris, for choosing Absorbent, Ink. as your promotional products provider! We can all learn a thing or two from Chuck.

Love,

Abby Ink.

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