About me:
1. My name is Mary Jane 2. People think my parents used to smoke weed because of my name 3.that assumption makes me mad 4.my favorite color is blue 5. I love dolphins 6.i don’t like liars... in fact I hate them 7. You will hardly ever see me dressed up; it takes to much time 8. I hardly ever do my hair, again, it just takes too much time 9. I love my family and friends 10. I went to school to do hair, it took me 4 years to realize, I don’t like hair that much 11. I have a secret that I keep from the world, only a handful of people know, so feel special 12 is my favorite number 13.for the most part im a very responsible person 14.i love Kristy’s childhood stories.. like being a scuba diver and running across the street faster than you can say potato 15. I have few friends 16. I also have too many acquaintances 17. I like it that way 18. this boy broke my heart once 19.im going to be depressed when I turn 20 cuz im not going to be a teenager anymore 20. I smoke 21. I smoke a lot 22.i love the smell of fresh cut grass 23. I like randomness 24. I don’t like boring people 25. I LOVE funny people, and random people, I used to have a friend who I could be like speaking of whatever we were talking about, then start a new conversation about something completely different 26. speaking of old friends, I have one who I have known since pre-school, and she pops into my life occasionally, and I think that’s the best thing ever.. 27.i prefer to stay in then go out 28. I want a breast reduction 29.i love to watch movies 30. I went to school for one day last year then dropped out 31. I went back this year, and have been a college student for almost 3 weeks, im proud of myself 32. I want to be a radiologist 33. I don’t really like kids, I have three that I adore… Edmund, David, and Lexi, but I don’t think lexi likes me very much 34. all of my friends are the best there ever was.. Kristy, Michelle, Ricky, Krista, Jill, Liz,Elizabeth, Ang,and Kyle(BEST FRIEND) 35.i work in a comic store.. sometimes its fun, but most of the time its not 36.i like when im at work and I get visitors.. it makes me happy 37. I’m going to make this list longer than the last one SOMEONE deleted.. I never got to thank you WHOEVER that asshole was 38.sometimes I get depressed 39. I love camping 40 I also love fishing 41. I laugh when it’s inappropriate to laugh 42. sometimes I don’t like making fun of people cuz its not nice 43. but when im mad, I don’t care 44. I suffer from really bad insomnia 45. I LOVE to sleep… I could sleep all day and night and then wake up and feel bad cuz I wasted a whole day 46. I was told once by my dear Kristy Ann that im an excellent judge of character 47. but I judge people too quickly 48 but in my defense most of the time I’m right 49. I like making lists about myself.. it makes me ponder things 50. I once said id never buy an ipod… then I did, and I LOVE it 51. I buy random shit that I don’t even know what it’s for… I won’t make a list this time, cuz Fred and Tim made fun of the dolphin thing I bought and the way it was described 52. speaking of money, sometimes im good at managing it, then other times I have this urge to go nuts and buy dumb shit 53. I lost 2 good friends within a year from each other.. I miss you Carolynn and David 54. I tell Elizabeth all the time that I’m the funniest person I know 55. im also the biggest asshole I know 56. I hate dumb people 57. I hate a lot of things 58. when I first meet you, I can be the shyest person you ever met, but when I get to know you, watch out 59. I love the beach 60. I want to fly across country have lunch, then fly home.. any takers? 61. sometimes I just need Mary time 62. but other times, I need my friends like a fish needs water 63. im a good listener 64. sometimes I even offer my awesome Mary advice 65. I forgot to mention that I don’t know how to spell 66. I love to read 67. I have an addiction to scratch off lottery tickets 68. im a very complex person, you never know what im thinking 69. I have 5 dogs and a mr kitty who really inst a mister 70. I like Italian food 71. I wish I was more Italian 72. I wish I had a genie 73. if you ever saw flight of the navigator, Id like to shake your hand, cuz I only know 1 other person who saw that movie 74. I looked for a month for a movie that I remember watching when I was 4… tale of the frog prince.. you should see it 75. I remember 2 events in my life when I was 2… my mom is amazed with both, sad by 1 76. I have anger issues 77. I have middle child syndrome like whoa 78. I hate valentines day because my childhood dog was put to sleep on that horrible day 79. I miss high school. 80. I miss being a kid.. those were the days not a care in the world 81. I think of the worst possible things that can happen 82. sometimes im afraid of the dark.. usually after I sit on the porch and think of those horrible things, and I go upstairs.. I run and jump on my bed 83. I don’t like to be touched by people I don’t know very well, or just some people in general. 84.sometimes I don’t open up to people in time… that’s bad 85.i went to a strip club once, once was enough.. 86. im not very thoughtful.. I can’t think of the perfect gifts for people, and when I do, im so proud of myself.. 87. sometimes im a really rude person 88.im not intimidated easily 89. I don’t put up with bull shit 90. I used to laugh at people when they would tell me their stories about burning their eye lashes and brows while lighting a lighter, not anymore, very recently it happened to me, and well now im one of those idiots 91.i like piggyback rides. 92.my birthday is December 4.. I get very excited when it’s my bday 93. I hate it when people mix alcohol and drugs… I lost an uncle to that shit, and well its just not cool 94.speaking of uncles I have 3.. but only talk to 1… family feuds suck butt 95. I don’t get to see my gram very often.. maybe ill go visit her for a weekend again 96. one of my favorite trips Is not allowed to be spoken in front of Kristy.. so all I will say about it is 5 days up the mountains splitting my time between lock haven and Williamsport 97. I got pulled over once, and I damn near shit my pants 98. cry baby bridge scares the poo out of me 99. I love the conversations I have with Elizabeth, I don’t think I could ever tell anyone the stuff I tell that girl 100. I already knew I knew 100 things about myself, I’m going to 200 this time 101. I love candles 102. I have those stupid ass glow in the dark stars ALLLLL over my room, and I’m too lazy to take them all down, and well, im sure my dad will kick my ass when I tell him its time to repaint 103. I don’t like my dad up in my room because my cat likes to climb up this wall like thing, then slowly slides down it with her claws, and he said he would make me get her declawed is she ruined anything 104. did I mention im a smartass? 105 I curse a lot.. I was told I was like a trucker and that they wouldn’t be surprised if I drove a big rig 106. I want to be a big sister.. but I think they call them mentors now 107. im a sucker for a sad story.. I think people have a radar when they need gas money and just randomly ask me for a few dollars 108.speaking of that… I will do ANYTHING for my friends.. well within my limits 109. my dad tells me tall tales.. ask me about them, they are funny 110.i lived for like a week without power… can I tell you that’s not fun? 111. I find the dumbest shit funny 112. I like to drive around 113. if you call me and im telling you that im driving.. im either pissed off… extremely sad, or I just felt like driving 114. I love my talks with Michelle that started last summer where we sit in her backyard and talk for like 7 hours 115. speaking of backyards, I throw shed parties.. and I think its time for another one 116. I share a pool with Elizabeth that is affectingly known as the community pool.. and I hate it 117.i miss the cosmo sleepovers we used to have… and trying to climb up krystinas driveway after an ice storm 118. I miss ms warren a little more than miss salley.. don’t let her know that, I think it upsets her 119. one of the funniest nights of my life was on may 18 2005… Kristy’s bday party 120. on my last list I might have mentioned that I had never been to 6 flags, well I finally went for Kristy’s bday, with Kristy, Krista, Jill, Anthony, lizza, and Ricky and his bad kidney 121. speaking of Kristy’s bday party, I will never by choice share the same bed with Anthony… he doesn’t like to share a bed, and I woke up and he was on my pillow 122. I can put away food like that crazy Japanese guy who wins the hot dog eating compition every year… well maybe not as much or as fast as him123. sometimes I want to be famous are there famous radiologists? 124.i tried pot once… once was enough 125.i daydream a lot 126. I research the weirdest things 127. I find dumb stuff rather interesting 128. I bite my nails.. but call it filing them 129. I like summer.. but I like fall and spring better.. I hate winter 130. my room is a disaster, and its been that way since my senior year.. I start to clean it, get it almost there and give up 131. I have 13 piercings, it used to be 14, but I took one out and couldn’t get it back in, but its ok I didn’t really like it that much anyway, cuz it intersected with another one and I thought it looked dumb 132. I love playing miniature golf.. brings back good memories 133. I want to give blood, but im scared 134. I love when people play with my hair, sometimes it puts me to sleep 135. I fell asleep when Audrey did my hair once 136. I hate it when people tell you one thing, then do another.. and sometimes I do it 137. I love me some soup.. mmmmm 138. I have 2 scares on my forehead.. ones from the chicken pox.. the other is from the huge things that decided to call my forehead home for 3 months before drying out and leaving a huge crater 138. im known to all my friends as uncle Mary.. 139.i get stressed out easily, and when I do, I snap 140. I quit my job like 30 times a day, not kidding, they keep track 141. I make bets with my boss, most of the time I win 142. I have an unusual talent of shooting rubber bands, that I did not know I had, until I had to defend myself at work.. but I think I lost it 143.i used to get really bad cramps, and stay home all day taking horse pills 144.i like having the house to myself 145.i once told the nurse I had explosive diarrhea so I could go home because I didn’t want to be in school that day 146.i love nick at night 147. I love rainy days when I can stay in bed all day 148. I love watching old Disney movies 149. I have this thing where I try not to watch movies made before the year I was born 150.i love one tree hill and i watch it like its my JOB 151.i cant sleep unless I have socks on.. I wake up if my sock comes off and cant fall asleep until I find it, or get a new pair 152.i think im the safest driver I know, yet I had 4 accidents 153.i have scoliosis 154. I have a date every Monday around lunch time.. its called Monday lunch 155. most days.. im happy 156. I had my wisdom teeth pulled in April, and I still have gaps 157. I need a minimum of 9 hours of sleep to function like a normal person 158. when I talk to people, I forget what I was saying while im saying it, but I remember the dumbest shit 159.i used to go surf fishing with my friend Erin, and her dad, and his bff Skippy.. they caught a baby shark 160. I have colored my hair pretty much every color you can think of 161 in 10th grade I cried to Kristy cuz I thought my hair was going to fall out because I colored it blue, and it didn’t work out to well 162.in 10th grade, this girl Kelly cut a HUGE chunk of my hair out while pretending to cut my hair 163. I have more things on this list than the last one 164. I have never been in a fist fight.. but im a pro at screaming matches 165. im a deaf ass bitch 166. im the loudest person I know 167. I like to go to the movies 168. one year on the 4th of July I was sitting on my friends roof throwing cans of soda and food at the neighbors house yelling pearl harbor 169.i just to not be able to climb fences 170. I gag easily 171. I didn’t throw up for 8 years, then I did and it was gross 172. my eyes are very sensitive to light 173. I don’t care what people think of me 174. I love to play free cell 175. my favorite game of all time is pretty pretty princess 176. I find where people live on accident 177.i scare easily, yell boo.. and ill scream 178. I hate it when people have the same name as me 179. im a self proclaimed expert on sweat pants 180. I have a tendency to be lazy 181.im young at heart 182. I can be very self centered 183. I sometimes interrupt people… sometimes its an accident 184. I wore scuba Steve goggles to see open water 185. I have periods in my life where I have to play and watch everything I did when I was a kid 186. I hate homework with a passion 187. I love the backstreet boys 188. I also love me some click 5 189.when I buy shampoos and conditioners, I don’t look for what hair type, I smell them and what smells best is what I buy 190.i love to watch the news 191. I love to read the newspaper 192.i always have at least 50 million things running through my head at all times 193.i hate it when people steal 194. I always misplace my license and credit card 195. I like to sit and watch the clouds 196.i can be the nicest person you every met, or the biggest bitch 197. im usually on time 198. I hate to wait 199. I get bored easily 200.im easily entertained 201. I don’t really like to share my bed 202. sometimes I can be very sensitive about things 203. i love thunderstorms... unless they knock my power out for a week 204.i love to look up in the sky at night and just look at the stars 205. I made this list longer than the last one